I'm NOT a consumer

"Consumer".

I hate that label.

I am a producer. I produce value. People pay me to produce value. In general, I produce a lot more value than the value that I consume.

You probably produce value, too. Whether you work for a company, a government, or are self-employed. The only reason you get a paycheck is because you produce value to your customers or your employer.

If you don't produce value, if you are NOT a producer, then resign yourself to your role as a consumer. Don't go to work tomorrow. If you do, might violate the first law of consumerism, "Buy early! Buy often!"

Just sit in front of the TV and eat Bon Bons, like a good consumer should.